Darren: I went to buy like, I don’t know, stuff for our apartment, and the one thing that Nick buys.
Nick: I bought this! x
- thou shall always make references when possible
- thou must wear blue headband at all times
- thou must eat red vines
- thou must not use the potty
- thou must use diapers, all respectable wizards do
- thou must be totally awesome!
- thou must pay particular close attention to the shading on thy…
(Source: mellarksbreadandsons)
You’re tall and fun and witty,
you’re really really skinny
Darren?
I’m the Mickey to your Minnie
Youre the Tigger to my Winnie
Darren!
Wanna take you to the city
Get all up in yo’ titties
DARRREEENNNNN!!!
Youre cuter than a guinnie pig
Wanna take you up to Winepeg
Thats in Canada!
Da-Da-Darren, Darren, Darren,Darren!!!!!!